Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Messing with Elfy; Elfy's lack of first aid skills

♈ Some people might be surprised, especially the bounty hunters, but I turned Nide down. I mean, I'm alright with the whole apprentice thing, but really! It just wouldn't be right, and besides, I'm not sure enough about him to take that big of a plunge. Speaking of the bounty hunters, I ran into them in Goldshire. I went into the inn, cooked myself some dinner, and went upstairs to get some training done from Keryn. She seems to always stay upstairs, I suppose she feels safer there for some reason (although the only escape from the second floor would be a window :P ). Anyways, after I did my training, I looked around the corner and saw Elfangor, the damned hunter who recently said after our last run-in that I was only jealous that he wouldn't sleep with me (go figure, he's a lonely man), sitting in the corner of the top room. I ran out of the inn, got outside of Goldshire a bit, and decided to go to Westfall. I ran along the road, then turned around, shouting at the top of my lungs "Hey, everyone! There's a rapist in the top floor of the inn named Elfangor! Kick his ass for me, will ya?!" As I ran out of Elwynn, I heard him yelling "YOU DEFIAS RAT!!" I figured then that today was as good as any day to mess with his head, so I ran back to Goldshire to do just that. I snuck into the inn, but before I could get upstairs, I heard what sounded like a dagger going into a man's stomach. I started to go upstairs, readying some bandages, when I heard Elfangor say "Holy shit!" I started walking faster, finally making my way to the room where I had seen him earlier. Inside I saw a man lying on a bed, bleeding all over the place. Elfangor was standing over him, seemingly stunned for a moment, but quickly went and grabbed some linen out of a nearby cabinet. I rushed in, snapping at him for being such an idiot for grabbing linen out of a musty cabinet, and pulled out my own wool bandages.

((I can't find any previous to this one...))

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